There’s a flash flood warning in my county and they have the little news ticker scrolling across the screen with safety tips, one if which is “don’t drown” ok thanks
If I had the power of invisibility, I would run around baseball fields slapping balls away from players hands. Kind of like an invisible arod
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
Jimmy Fallon trimmed Jared Leto’s bush